Derisory - describing something absurdly small or abstractly inadequate. The term can also be used as an adverb to deride or demean.
Welcome to the nerd age of humankind ™.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Theoretical Physicist, 1921 Nobel Prize Winner
Never let them see you sweat!
Comedienne
Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who's more youer than you.
Theodor Seuss Geisel
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
Author, Novelist, Essayist, Poet, Playwright
Once the cow's been milked there's no squirting the cream back up her udder.
Queen of Thorns
