Sozzled - A rather fun way of describing someone as either drunk, or acting as though they were intoxicated, even if they aren't. Apparently, this word has a slang origin, seemingly evolved from forms of British dialect.
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Theoretical Physicist, 1921 Nobel Prize Winner
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Theodor Seuss Geisel
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Queen of Thorns